THE TAN COMMANDMENTS
Only your soda should be orange
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Tanning is one of America’s favorite pastimes, but there are definitely right and wrong ways to go about it. We want to lead the legions of Americans who hit the beach and tanning beds every day to the promised land of tanning. So we’ve created this site, The Tan Commandments, to help you achieve that perfect golden glow.
The best way to learn is by example, so send us your bad tan photos-leathery skin, crazy tan lines, hilarious burns…consider this group therapy for your tanning dysfunction, and a chance to salvage your skin.
The Commandments
01. Your sunglasses can sometimes betray you
02. Spray tans are not the same as the real thing
03. Your friends cannot always be trusted to apply lotion evenly
04. Clothing should not be used as stencils
05. Falling asleep at the beach = a rude awakening
06. Leather isn't fashionable when it's actually your skin
07. You should probably get that checked out by a professional
08. Only your soda should bubble
09. Your epidermis is showing
10. If at first you don't succeed try a different SPF